Sarah: I have such a huge crush on my boss and I think he is flirting back.
Me: Is he going to bend you over the desk at the office?
Mom: HANNAH VICTORIA.
Sarah: God I hope so.
Me: He'll teach you the laws. Of sensual nature. With his penis.
Sarah: I want to jump his bone.
Me: Isn't it his bones?
Sarah: No, I just want to jump his one particular bone.
Mom: I'm surrounded by perverts.