Sarah: Mom have you ever considered bleaching your asshole?
Mom: What?! That sounds unsafe.
Me: No, porn stars do it.
Mom: How do you know this?
Sarah: Has anyone ever licked your butt, Ma?
Mom: That sounds appalling!
Me: THAT'S A YES.
Mom: No! It's a no! You guys are disgusting.
Me: So would you bleach your asshole?
Mom: People actually do this? I don't believe you. I'm going to google it.
Me: Look at Google Images. Hold on let me turn your safe search off.
Mom: You guys are lying to me.
Sarah:
Me:
Mom: OH MY GOD.